Birthday Stories II

[Raccoon]

Last year I managed to 'lure' some people to write me a birthday story. I got two stories (from Rob and Jack Fac) when I didn't expect a single one! Encouraged by this and the fact that my birthdays in a few weeks I will try it again: If you write me a story for my birthday starring Alexandra Paul I will write a story for your birthday, starring your favorite. Of course, I'm interested to do similar exchanges around the year?

[Raccoon]

I have been offered one story in exchange for a Stacy Keibler vs. Anna Kournikova story.

Anybody else?

[Oldtimer Rob]

I'll write you another one, Raccoon, although it will not be extremely long - I just can't seem to write the novelettes some writers here turn out regularly. So, was there anyone special you wanted Alexandra to fight? As for me, I'd like to read a story in which Kim Kardashian and/or Olivia Munn get totally dominated by an old cougar like Sharon Stone.

[Raccoon]

Wow! That's the third story ? one more than last year! Excellent!

...but that also means a lot of writing for me?

How about Alexandra runs into one of these:

Stephenie LaGrossa
http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/09/stephenie.jpg

Monica "Jet" Carlson -
Monica+a+Jet+a+Carlson.jpg (image)

Hayden Panettiere -
http://www.newsgab.com/forum/attachm...coors_ligh.jpg

Mel C -
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fV8UdiJKQf...A/s1600/03.jpg

Jorja Fox ?
http://images.fanpop.com/images/imag..._1920_1553.jpg

Jennifer Morrison ?
http://themicrocosm.files.wordpress....morrison_2.jpg

Alana De La Garza -
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/4...50uGAc8qfubw--

Jill Wagner ?
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006...series_006.jpg

Annabeth Gish ?
http://images.newcelebritypics.com/i..._gish-4394.jpg

[Oldtimer Rob]

It's a competitive world in Hollywood and competition is fierce for roles. Thus it was when young Hayden Panettiere won a juicy and lucrative part in a new movie from her, Alexandra Paul was understandably upset.
And when the two ran into each other at the pool the next day, it didn't help that Hayden rubbed it in big time. After making references to Alexandra's age, the little blonde made the mistake of hip-checking the tall woman as she walked past her.
That led to a shove, the shove led to a slap and the fight was, as they say, on!
Starting with the stereotypical hair-pulling, Hayden was soon wincing and squealing with pain. She let go her own grip on Alex's hair to throw a few punches to the mid-section of her foe.
Alex grunted from the surprisingly strong upper-cuts to her taut belly. She then let go of her grip on Hayden's short blonde hair to throw some punches of her own.
"You wanna pick a fight?" Wham!
"You got a problem with me?" Thunk!
"It's time somebody taught you a lesson, midget!" Whack! Slap! Th-wack!
Hayden reeled back from a torrent of lefts and rights, trying in vain to regain the momentum. Alexandra just kept throwing punches until the small starlet was seeing stars in the middle of the day.
Finally Alex stopped and took a step back to assess the damage her punches had done. Hayden was a wreck! Eyes swelling shut, hair a nasty tangle and one cup of her red bikini ripped down, exposing a small but perky boob.
"Are you ready for the big finish, short stuff?" Alexandra asked her with a wicked grin.
An all-in Hayden could only give a miserable nod of her head.
"Well, then, why don't you get in the pool and cool off that hot little box?" Alexandra asked before landing a tremendous haymaker to the slack jaw of her victim.
Little Hayden practically flew backwards into the pool. Alexandra rubbed her stinging knuckles and smiled.
"And that's how you make a big splash in Hollywood, Hayden baby!"

[Raccoon]

Thanks Rob.

Although I wonder what the part was that was suitable for both of these wildly different women...

[Raccoon]

I have received one of my 'birthday' stories but unfortunately I can't post it. The deal was that I'll get a personal/private story in exchange for the story I write. All I can say is that the story I got was FANTASTIC! I will, however, post the story I'm writing...eventually.